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Brandon696
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Posted:Mar 9 2003, 04:57 AM
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left-hand.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air (the horse, that is), the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2,but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together".

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

In "Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam".

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (so what are you waiting for?)

Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. (Hmmm........)

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.


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Posted:Mar 9 2003, 11:12 AM
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

> And now someone please explain why allies couldnt be just as precise with their targets .... ?



The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

> Damn what am i doing wrong it takes me about 90 minutes ... my brain is doing overtime when i am trying to go to sleep.


Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

>fat bastards ....


Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

>i always knew that drinking is bad for ya ... now i got proof!


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

>what about if u r both handed?


In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

>they are worse then women arent they ...




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