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| Posted:Apr 30 2003, 08:38 AM |
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So Henry walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "John, pour me a stiff one, I just got in a fight with the little woman."
John says "Really, how'd this one end up?"
Henry says "Well, by the end of it, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees!"
John says "WOW!! Now that's a turn around, what did she say?"
and Henry says "She said "COME OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED YOU LITTLE CHICKEN SHIT!"
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| Posted:May 2 2003, 12:40 AM |
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lol
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| Posted:May 3 2003, 01:13 AM |
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lol chicken shit..... lol that reminds me.... when my aunt was a little girl, she would eat dried shichek shit! 
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| Posted:May 3 2003, 05:53 AM |
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| QUOTE (Brandon696 @ May 2 2003, 07:23 AM) | lol chicken shit..... lol that reminds me.... when my aunt was a little girl, she would eat dried shichek shit!
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| Posted:May 6 2003, 12:39 AM |
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hey.... anyone else notice how i spelled 'chicken' in that post...... was trying to type to fast. lol
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the kids to give their reports, the teacher called on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie. knowing that he could sometime be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report that was so exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period." reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie,"but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself
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A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
"Honey, pack your bags. I've won the lottery!
The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!!
Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?
He says, "I don't care. Just get the f**k out."
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| Posted:May 24 2003, 04:06 AM |
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another...
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a
masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in
the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to
leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the
room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a
wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother
tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in
tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again
the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16
years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay,"
says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a
bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I
shot the dog!"
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| QUOTE (mx68u @ May 23 2003, 09:46 AM) | A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
"Honey, pack your bags. I've won the lottery!
The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!!
Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!
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