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 Posted:Sep 25 2002, 05:49 PM |
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I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancé's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding
together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list
because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to
just under a hundred ... then she floored me.
She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that
happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and
walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the door
was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
how to deal with this situation. I headed out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband. He was smiling. He
explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would
be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me
on passing their little test.
I kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was bullshit,
but I'm marrying their daughter, not them.
I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my car
was to get a condom.
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A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
to no end. Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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| Posted:Oct 4 2002, 08:42 AM |
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 those are good!
Brandon 
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| Posted:Oct 4 2002, 08:58 AM |
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lol  nice coming from the jokester himself lol
Van
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