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| Posted:Jan 15 2004, 09:50 PM |
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> Female Rejection Lines
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> 10. I think of you as a brother.
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> Translation: You give me the creeps.
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> 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
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> Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.
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> 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
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> Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a
> dork like you.
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> 7. My life is too complicated right now.
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> Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you
> again?
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> 6. I've got a boyfriend.
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> Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half
> gallon of Ben and Jerry's.
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> 5. I don't date men where I work.
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> Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the
> same solar system, much less the same building.
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> 4. It's not you, it's me.
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> Translation: It's you.
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> 3. I'm concentrating on my career.
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> Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling
> as my job is better than dating you.
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> 2. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to Jesus.
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> Translation: I've sworn off men like you.
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> 1. Let's be friends.
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> Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell
> you in excruciating detail about all the other men I
> meet and go out with. I appreciate the male
> perspective.
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> Top 10 Male Rejection Lines
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> 10. I think of you as a sister.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 7. My life is too complicated right now.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 6. I've got a girlfriend.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 5.B I don't date women where I work.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 4. It's not you, it's me.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 3. I'm concentrating on my career.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 2. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to Jesus.
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> Translation: You're ugly.
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> 1. Let's be friends.
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> Translation: You're totally ugly. --- Ouch
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| Posted:Jan 27 2004, 10:48 AM |
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 hahahaha... finaly i know what she meant!
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