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| Posted:Jun 22 2003, 08:04 AM |
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Why Men Die First!
Found on another forum.
WHY MEN DIE FIRST
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't....................you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep shape..............you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape...................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her ! flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're over sexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
THEY WANT TO!!
This post has been edited by ODIN on Jun 22 2003, 08:04 AM
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| Posted:Jun 23 2003, 03:56 AM |
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TRUE TRUE
the last two make me want to die as well
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| Posted:Jun 24 2003, 10:21 PM |
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I don't know if it's that we want to, I think it's more that our brain can only take so much before it just gives up
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