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| Posted:Nov 8 2002, 01:38 PM |
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted; and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to massage him. "How does that feel?" she asked. "It feels great." he replied. "But my thumb still hurts like hell!"
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| Posted:Nov 8 2002, 01:42 PM |
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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him as follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him) I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!!!!
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 Posted:Nov 8 2002, 02:29 PM |
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I like it
I like it alot
LMAO
hHAHAHA 
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| Posted:Nov 8 2002, 02:44 PM |
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lol. they are pretty good. i like the second pretty good.
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| Posted:Nov 9 2002, 07:13 AM |
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very funny
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