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My girlfriend has 4 nipples, And she's a shrew

Mr.T Regular Poster Group: Members Posts: 121 Member No.: 41 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 15 2002, 12:48 AM Ok my gf doesnt have 4 nipples, and she's not a shrew.. but i just wanted to grab ur attention. Problem: She's an increadible kisser in the movies. Outside of the movies, in public places, she's a bad kisser. She doesnt kiss anywhere near as good as she does in the movies. no me, personally, i dont care who i kiss infront of, i guess she does. HOW do i get her to kiss better in places that arnt as private as the movies..... one more thing.. how do you get a girl to start making the first move? T -------------------- Pitty'n fools since 86 Dynomax Exhaust CAI Custom Short-Throw Shifter Vanmx6racer Forum Junkie Group: Members Posts: 308 Member No.: 31 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 15 2002, 03:41 PM Well to get the girl to make the first move you either have to be damn fine looking like me or you have to hint to her that u liek aggressive women. If that doesnt work dump her and find an aggressive woman lol. Van -------------------- www.mx6.com www.mazdatalk.com ~VanCity Invader Style~ I4 powered and im still running with the big dogs! Mr.T Regular Poster Group: Members Posts: 121 Member No.: 41 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 16 2002, 01:39 AM not everyone is as physicly blessed as you are van I dont really want an agressive woman (that would get old), i just want her to make the first move every now and then.. T -------------------- Pitty'n fools since 86 Dynomax Exhaust CAI Custom Short-Throw Shifter Vanmx6racer Forum Junkie Group: Members Posts: 308 Member No.: 31 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 17 2002, 11:07 AM well if u just want her to make the move now and again talkt o her about spicying up ur sex life. just let her know that u want a little here and there from her being more sexual. Van -------------------- www.mx6.com www.mazdatalk.com ~VanCity Invader Style~ I4 powered and im still running with the big dogs! Mr.T Regular Poster Group: Members Posts: 121 Member No.: 41 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 17 2002, 11:53 AM QUOTE well if u just want her to make the move now and again talkt o her about spicying up ur sex life. just let her know that u want a little here and there from her being more sexual. already done T -------------------- Pitty'n fools since 86 Dynomax Exhaust CAI Custom Short-Throw Shifter Brandon696 The Street Racing Super Trooper Group: Members Posts: 338 Member No.: 34 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 17 2002, 12:12 PM tell her how you like her to wear leathers.... i like it when she wears leathers too..... Brandon -------------------- 'Go Forth and Teach the Ways of the Six' www.mx6.com Anything you wanna know about the six Anything you wanna know about the RX-7 www.rx7club.com 1994 Mazda MX-6 Vanmx6racer Forum Junkie Group: Members Posts: 308 Member No.: 31 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 18 2002, 04:53 AM haha ya what he said. Well if u have already told her and she aint doing it then she just doesnt wanna be the aggressive chick. I dunno just donkey punch her or give her the dirt sanches or the walrus lol. ewww van -------------------- www.mx6.com www.mazdatalk.com ~VanCity Invader Style~ I4 powered and im still running with the big dogs! Brandon696 The Street Racing Super Trooper Group: Members Posts: 338 Member No.: 34 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 18 2002, 11:44 AM what the hells a donkey punch!?!?!? ......... i get called donkey boy alot Brandon -------------------- 'Go Forth and Teach the Ways of the Six' www.mx6.com Anything you wanna know about the six Anything you wanna know about the RX-7 www.rx7club.com 1994 Mazda MX-6 Mr.T Regular Poster Group: Members Posts: 121 Member No.: 41 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 18 2002, 01:23 PM well i havnt gotten a chance to be with her after i talked to her about it.. so, i havnt seen if shes gonna make the first move.. but then again i dont wanna put pressure on her.. neway T -------------------- Pitty'n fools since 86 Dynomax Exhaust CAI Custom Short-Throw Shifter Peaknhard Civic Type-R Group: Banned Posts: 186 Member No.: 6 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 20 2002, 03:04 AM man soon enough she gonna dig you so bad that she'll be all over you all the time its called the honeymoon period this dies down anywhere from 2/3 to 12 months down the track (this is the time for the hardcore sex and makin out everywhere u can) then it just goes downhill and then cruises steadily along from there -------------------- "Peaknhard Bro, PEAKnhard" Guest Unregistered Posted:Oct 20 2002, 08:10 AM Brandon its when u do her doggy style and then hit her in the back of teh head lol. the walrus- cum in her mouth and the put ur hand over her mouth and punch her in the stomach. lol Alaskan Fire Dragon- cum in her mouth cover her mouth and wisper in her ear i have syfalis. lol oh and there are others Brandon696 The Street Racing Super Trooper Group: Members Posts: 338 Member No.: 34 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 20 2002, 08:34 AM thats funny as hell! cum in her mouth and hit her in her stomach! also very cruel too! why dont you register dude? Brandon -------------------- 'Go Forth and Teach the Ways of the Six' www.mx6.com Anything you wanna know about the six Anything you wanna know about the RX-7 www.rx7club.com 1994 Mazda MX-6 Vanmx6racer Forum Junkie Group: Members Posts: 308 Member No.: 31 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 21 2002, 06:21 AM Brandon i got another one for ya. This chick i know her name is Tania she was telling me this story yesterday about how her friend got donkey punched. it was the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life. i was liek sweet props on that guy lol/ Van -------------------- www.mx6.com www.mazdatalk.com ~VanCity Invader Style~ I4 powered and im still running with the big dogs! Brandon696 The Street Racing Super Trooper Group: Members Posts: 338 Member No.: 34 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 21 2002, 09:13 AM thats not another one... thats the same thing we already went over.... still funny as hell though!! i told one of my friends aobut those, and hes gonna do the walrus to his girlfriend!! Brandon -------------------- 'Go Forth and Teach the Ways of the Six' www.mx6.com Anything you wanna know about the six Anything you wanna know about the RX-7 www.rx7club.com 1994 Mazda MX-6 Vanmx6racer Forum Junkie Group: Members Posts: 308 Member No.: 31 Car Profile: Available Status: Offline Posted:Oct 21 2002, 11:32 AM haha tell me if he ends up doing that thats funny shit lol Van -------------------- www.mx6.com www.mazdatalk.com ~VanCity Invader Style~ I4 powered and im still running with the big dogs!

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